Monthly Archives: September 2015

The Only Time Leaks Are Actually Funny

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cartoon character holding bucket of leaking water

Did you know that laughing or smiling could prolong your life; especially when you find a way to laugh through stress. Who doesn’t welcome a good joke when times are rough! Studies show that jokes that make you laugh work the muscles in your face and release endorphin’s that bring comfort and calm.

Recently our water main broke and flooded half of the house. We needed something positive to focus on so, we found ourselves pulling together water related jokes. These puns go out to those who are having problems with water systems and are forced to call on water leak detection system experts. Here you will find water leak jokes that will pull you through a rough time.

What did the sink say to the water faucet? You’re a real drip.

Why is the letter T like an island? Because it’s in the middle of water!!!

Where do you think the name wiki leaks originated? The guy had water leaks!

Can you name the types of leaks…..water leaks, wiki leaks, gas leaks, etc.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Steve asked me to give him a quotation for repairing the water leaks in his home. I told him it was cheaper to buy a whole new garden

Would you prefer press leaks or water leaks? Water leaks… why? They are expensive to fix as compared to press leaks that are free and cheap!

A man compared his water bills for two consecutive months; there was a big difference in the usage. What was the difference? Water leaks.

If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside? K9P.

These jokes are a bit cheesy, but we hope these puns were able to bring you some joy when facing a terrible situation!