Buy some wicked Fake
Bullet Holes - Great way to play a prank on your friends, co-workers or
whoever!
I love cats...they taste just like chicken...
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
My REALITY CHECK Bounced.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
My karma ran over my dogma.
CAUTION - I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
Hate those idiots at the mall who take up 2 spots?
Sweet Revenge! Slap one of these "I LOVE PORN" MAGNETIC bumper signs on their
car.
They wont notice until they get home! Click
Here
I can go from Zero to Bitch in just 2.2 seconds.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off Now!
Conserve water - Shower with a friend
Out of my mind.
Back in five minutes.
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR"
TWO types of Pedestrian exist - the quick and the dead
