If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
Go ahead and Honk. I'm reloading.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
I still miss my ex ... but my aim is getting better!
I brake for no apparent reason.
Sorry. No radio - already stolen.
Forget about world peace.
Visualize using your turn signal.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Buy the above bumpersticker and others. Click the link below: Buy
Bumperstickers
REALITY BITES and I got the teeth marks to prove it!
I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun.
God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a light and dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Very funny, Scotty.
Now beam down my clothes.
Cat...
the other white meat.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
All generalizations are false.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Bad spellers of the world enight!
Huked on foniks werkd fer me!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Student Driver
Get the hell out of my way!
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I won't help you move.
Hate those idiots at the mall who take up 2 spots?
Sweet Revenge! Slap one of these "I LOVE PORN" MAGNETIC bumper signs on their
car.
They wont notice until they get home! Click
Here
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires!
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light!
Caution! Driver Sleeping
Don't Think and Drive.
Hop in. Sit down. Shut up and Hang on.
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
Buy some wicked Fake
Bullet Holes - Great way to play a prank on your friends, co-workers or
whoever!
