Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
<---Passing Side : Suicide -->
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
So many stupid people, So few comets.
Thank you for not breeding.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
If you canny feed 'em then don't breed 'em.
Who pi$$ed in your gene pool?
If you can read this, please flip car over (placed upside-down)
Save gas. Fart in a jar.
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
Hate those idiots at the mall who take up 2 spots?
Sweet Revenge! Slap one of these "I LOVE PORN" MAGNETIC bumper signs on their
car.
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Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.
You are driving a car not a phone booth!
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light!
Beam me to work Scotty, this traffic sucks.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Don't like my driving? Then Dial 1-800-eat-poo
Buy some wicked Fake
Bullet Holes - Great way to play a prank on your friends, co-workers or
whoever!
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