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Baseball Jokes
America's favorite national pastime...baseball. Enjoy these jokes!
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Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A. Becasue she ran away from the ball!
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The Chicago Cubs...they are at least trying. They installed a new pitching machine
the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 5-1!
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Q: Heard about the huge oil spill off the coast here?
A: They've hired the Dodgers to help clean it up. They just go out there and throw
in the towel.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?
A: Because he gets to see some balls.
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Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
A: O.J. Simpson.
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Q: Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?
A: Because of all the Giant Fans!
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Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
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Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?
A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Confucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
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Q: What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
A: UPS knows how to throw a strike.
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Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by
and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You
can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna
bet?"
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One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth,
Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
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The American MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 98
season. When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $100
riding on it."
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I love autumn. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the world series.
A bit like the Dodgers.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
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This baseball joke collection is © by Humorsphere.
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