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Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?
A: Legolas
Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.
Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll
do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.
Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his
hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then
you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.
Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely
Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
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