A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for
some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer
for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all
brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened
his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful
light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of
heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and
that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and
the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price
and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.
