These are various smatterings of words from the mouth of everybodies favorite
insulter, Triumph. He's a filthy, foul-mouthed, dispicably cruel genius of a dog,
who loves nothing better than to talk poop, and insult anybody and everything
he comes face to face with...
(Shecky Interview) - From the time I was suckling my mom's boobies, I wanted
to insult....'Hey nipple! if your hole was any smaller, I'd need CPR'
Shecky: What's your latest project? - I'm trying to bang all the surviving
Benjis...
"But there's only one westminster....for me to poop on !!!!"
On Jay Leno - "You know I had my own show on the WB", "Oh, the WB,
ohhh, yeah, I've got worms in my stool that were on the WB"
"No, no, Rosanne's ok...she's a large woman, let's put it that way. I licked
Rosanne's face once and I gained 20 pounds."
"That's right, they're really really great" - (Interviewer cuts in) For
me to poop on - "hey, what the hell are you doin!!!!!!"
"Daschunds...the only dog that's shaped like it's own poop."
Star Trek nerd 'I don't deal with lesser lifeforms' - Triumph 'You
must be a lonely guy'
(talking to Blackwolf the DragonMaster or Nerd of the Rings as he called him)
- 'Seriously, have you ever talked to a woman without having to give your credit
card number'
Darth Nerder 'This would be my chest box that helps me to breathe'
- Triumph 'and which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up'
Triump 'And what are you supposed to be?' - Guy in white suit with
Computerised voice 'I am a storm trooper' - Triumph (computer voice) -
'You are a huge nerd......do stormtroopers talk like 60's robots?'.
'The groom has kissed the bride after years of practising on his sister'.
