Ism's in the style of Weakest Link Putdowns
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree
A donut short of being a cop
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
From the British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army?
Which village is missing its idiot?.
A Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs
A few clowns short of a circus
A few beads short in her rosary.
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As a failure, you are a great success.
You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.
As bright as Alaska in December.
He's several sausages short of a barbecue. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
He's so dense, light bends around him
She's one tit short of an udder
He'll be doing joined up writing next
Whose brain will be donated to science and rejected?
He's a day late and a dollar short.
All Preparation, no H
College letters other than I.O.U
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight
Are You Single?
You should request a refund from your university.
Who's several apples short of a bunch?
Whose doughnut is out of jam?
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