For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Bob Wells
Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
- Screen Tester on Fred Astaire
An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf.
- Ross Perot on Dan Quayle
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
- Rex Reed on Marlon Brando
He could start a row in an empty house
- Sir Alex Ferguson on footballer Dennis Wise
When Kissinger can get the Nobel Peace Prize, what is there left for satire?
- Tom Lehrer on Henry Kissinger
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what Liberace was to pumping iron.
- Rex Reed on Sylvester Stallone
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have
a future in politics?
- Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- Shakespeare
