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My Girlfriend is so Blonde... |
My Girlfriend is so blonde that -
+ She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
+ She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
+ She thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
+ She thought a quarterback was a refund.
+ She tripped over a cordless phone.
+ When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
+ Under 'Education' on her job application, she put hooked on phonics.
+ When she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
+ It takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
+ She studied for a blood test and failed.
+ She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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