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Bedtime Stories |
My friend loves to read his young son fairy tales at night. Having a good sense of humor he often ad-libs parts of the stories, just for a bit of fun.
One day his son was sitting in first grade class as the teacher was reading out the story of the "3 Little Pigs".
As she came to the part of the story where the first Pig has to acquire some building materials for his home, she said: "And so the little pig went up to the man with a wheel barrow full of straw and said to him 'Pardon me kind sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'"
The teacher then asked the class, "And so what do you think the man said to the little piggy?"
My friend's son immediately raised his hand and exclaimed, "I know! I know! -- 'Holy Smokes! A talking Pig!'"
Apparently the teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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