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Short Naughties |
A hubbie had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his pecker. When he got home he proudly showed it to his wife who replied, "There you go again...trying to put words in my mouth"
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A waitress goes up to a table of Japanese business men to take their order, only to find them masturbating furiously.
"Hey, what the hells the point of whacking off over the menu?"
One of the men stops, looks up at her and replies "Ah, you see menu here...it say - first come, first served"
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At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the country. One's walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, the other's gettin a blow job from an 89 year old woman.
They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they thinking?
Don't look down...
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