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The Simple Necessities |
You know, if you're a bear you get to hibernate. Yeah, you do nothing but Sleep for six months. My wife says she could deal with that...
But wait ... before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly, then take a dump in the woods... She could also deal with that.
If you're a Mamma Bear, everybody knows you mean business. You get to swat anyone who dares bother your cubs. Heck, if your cubs get outta line, you just give them a swat too. She most certainly could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate will EXPECT you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yeah...My wife wants to be a bear...
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