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A retired gentleman took a trip to his local benefits office in order to apply for Social Security benefit.

After waiting in line for what seemed an eternity, he finally got to the counter where a woman asked him for his drivers license, to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and suddenly realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the lady that he was ever so sorry and asked her if he should go home and come back again.

"Sir, would you Unbutton your shirt please," says the lady.

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

"Well", says the lady, "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she proceeds with his Social Security application.

Arriving home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She tells him - "You should have dropped your pants... you might have qualified for disability, too."

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