Welcome
to the funny movie quotes on Humorsphere!
Use the menu on your
right to browse my personal small movie quotations collection from my favorite
comedy actors.
There are quotations
from classic films like Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura, Trading Places, Austin Powers,
Wayne's World, Annie Hall, Shrek, Groundhog Day and many more.
As a taster, here
are some Quotes to whet your appetite:
I've got
a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. -- Groucho Marx
(Duck Soup)
All I've
ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin
(Bilko)
Hey, don't
knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Roses are
red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about
Bob)
You might
be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers:
Goldmember)
You know
what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
Bastard
Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die,
you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to
Shmoochy)
It's 106
miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's
dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -- Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
You might
have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a
donkey fly! -- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
