Bill
Murray
was born in Wilmette, Illinois in 1950. Starting out on Saturday Night Live, he
quickly forged a very successful movie career with his offbeat looks and whimsical
ad-libbing style of humorous acting.
Movie
highlights include - Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Scrooged, Groundhog Day and What
about Bob. In my view his often overlooked gem is Quick Change. Find
Bill Murray Movies at amazon.
Bill Murray Movie Quotations
Groundhog Day
Quotes
(1993)
Written by Danny Rubin and Harold Ramis.
Bill plays Phil Connors, a weatherman who gets caught up in reliving the same
day...over and over and over...it drives him close to the point of insanity...until
his outlook changes.
Humorsphere's rating - 9/10. Buy
Groundhog Day DVD
This is
pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat.
Come on,
all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space?
Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both! I'm a
celebrity in an emergency
I was in
the Virgin Islands once. Met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina-coladas. At
sunset we made love like Sea Otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't
I get that day over and over and over?
What About Bob
Quotes
(1991)
Written by Alvin Sargent, Laura Ziskin
and Tom Schulman.
Bill plays Bob Wiley, a man with problems (a bit like ocd). He meets a noted psychiatrist
but when he goes on vacation, Bob must go too, and causes all sorts of problems.
Humorsphere's rating - 8/10. Buy
What about Bob DVD
Roses are
red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Baby steps,
get on the elevator...baby steps get on the elevator...
Ah, I'm on the elevator.
[Elevator door shuts]
Aaahhhhhhhhh!!!
There are
2 types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.
Bob: Ever
hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo Marvin(Richard Dreyfuss): It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Scrooged Quotes
(1988)
Written by Mitch Glazer, Michael O'Donoghue.
Loosely based on Dickens Xmas Carol.
Bill plays Francis Xavier Cross, head honcho of a tv corporation, but a bit of
a Scrooge.
Humorsphere's rating - 8/10. Buy
Scrooged DVD
Yeah, you
get to treat 'em bad on the way back down too. It's great, you get two chances
to rough 'em up!
[onfronted
by ghost of his old boss]
No, you're a hallucination, brought on by alcohol! Russian Vodka, poisoned by
Chernobyl!
I never
liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.
Ghostbusters
Quotes (1984)
Written by Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis
and Rick Moranis.
plays Dr. Peter Venkman, the humorous hub of the Ghostbusters. This is my favorite
Bill Murray movie.
Humorsphere's rating - 9/10. Buy
Ghostbusters DVD
Ghostbusters
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We came,
we saw, we kicked its ass!
Let's show
this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!
24 hours
a day, seven days a week. No job is too big, no fee is too big.
I don't
have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Venkman:
This city is about to face a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?"
...
Venkman: Riots in the streets, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Back off
man. I'm a scientist.
[on failing
to capture Library ghost]
Hee-he! "Get her!" That was your whole plan. I like it...it was scientific.
Stantz:
Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!
Mayor: Is that true?
Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.
Caddyshack Quotes
(1980)
Written by Harold Ramis and Brian Doyle-Murray.
Murray plays the golf course 'helper' Carl Spackler, who spends the movie up against
the most fearsome enemy....the Gopher.
Humorsphere's rating - 8/10. Buy
Caddyshack DVD
[watching
the lady golfers whilst 'polishing']
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet
you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around
my-
He's on
his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
I'll slack
you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
License
to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations....To kill, you must know
your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint......They're like the Viet
Cong - Varmint Cong.
So I jump
ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a
course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So,
I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama,
himself
MeatBalls Quotes
(1979)
Written by Janis Allen, Len Blum, Dan
Goldberg and Harold Ramis .
Murray plays a wacky camp counselor called Tripper Harrison.
Humorsphere's rating - 7/10. Buy
Meatballs DVD
Kids are
starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.
[on entering
a party]
Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right.
