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1. The best performance I ever gave was in Battlefield Earth. Talk about strength,
sensitivity and power. The best Actor Oscar had my name on it and they snatched
it away from me. If it weren't for Scientology I don't think I could have overcame
that devastating dissapointment.
-- John Travolta
2. There are times
when Men must stand up against authority and oppression.
Unfortunately, telling the judge to 'F*** Off' wasn't exactly the most succint
moment to make my stance.
-- Robert Downey Junior
3. What prompted me
to make the Passion of Christ? Well, I had a message from God...it's vague, but
I think it went something like: "Your next paycheck will be for $200 million".
My atheist bank manager is now getting baptized next week.
-- Mel Gibson
4. So, is like Scotland
a town in England or what?
-- Britney Spears
5. Don't tell anybody,
but he [Steven Spielberg] keeps pestering us to create a real life AI bear. He's
got a thing for Teddy's.
-- Bill Gates
6. No, the real reason
me and Ben broke up was simply down to his little problem...and by little I'm
talking like quarter of a foot here...
-- Jennifer Lopez
7. It still hurts me
to this day...I feel MTV betrayed me. All the focus was on britney and madonna,
but come on, she's (britney) a real lousy kisser...trust me on that, been there,
done that, got the cold sores to prove it...
-- Christina Aguilera
8. My teachers laughed
at me when I told them I was going to be the world's funniest film actor...well,
they're not laughing now!
-- Ben Stiller
9. [on how to play
a scene]
When in doubt, raise an eyebrow.
-- Roger Moore
10. I'll tell you what's
strange though...you stand in the middle of a sound stage and shout 'Arghhhhhhh'
and everybody looks at you thinking your demented...but you do the same thing
on a 747 and everybody joins in.
-- Jennifer Love Hewitt
11. Tom and I were
married in a toilet. It was a marriage of convenince that got flushed away in
tears.
-- Nicole Kidman
12. People are always
saying that I'm not an intellectual. I may play intellectuals in films, but nobody
really thinks I posess a brain - they reckon I spend half my time spaced out on
magic mushrooms. Well, let me set the record straight once and for all. I do have
a degree. I got a first class honours from Princeton, in Refusology...you know,
the study of binmen...
-- Nick Nolte
13. [at the Farenheight
9/11 premiere when asked about George Dubya]
Are you f***en insane? Bush has done for Politics what Michael Jackson has done
for childminding.
-- Ewan McGregor
14. In Hollywood you're
a nobody unless you've been in a bar fight with Russell Crowe, been insulted by
Triumph or slept with me.
-- Colin Farrell
15. My agent refers
to me as the Yes-No Man. In terms of career choices, I've done more U-turns than
a dodgy plumber.
-- Robin Williams
16. I used to think
time went by faster as you got older...until I worked on a Stanley Kubrick film.
-- Jack Nicholson
