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1. Man, this color test is impossible...its so addictive. Me and Dick Cheney spend
hours each day trying to score 100%...one day we'll beat it!
-- George W Bush.
2.
Whenever I need new jokes for my comedy show, there's only one place on the net
to get em - Humorsphere.com
-- Chris Rock
3.
I can sit for hours playing pat the dog...its so cute...the little dog winks at
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-- Britney Spears.
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I used to think I was the world's best magician...but then I visited Humorsphere's
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real magic is all about. I may walk through walls, make buildings dissapear, but
I can never achieve the majestic magicness of the magic card trick.
-- David Copperfield
5.
Whenever I'm feeling down and depressed and need to put a smile on my face I visit
the Humorsphere funny pictures gallery.
-- Martha Stewart
6.
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the p*ss out of we Irish. Man, wait till I get a hold of him...I heard he's Scottish...lives
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-- Colin Farrell
7.
I poop on your site. 'Pat the Dog'...sheesh, I know what I wanna do to those dogs
and it ain't patting!
-- Triumph, the Comic Dog
8.
After seeing Humorsphere's Praying Cat, I'm giving up Atheism.
-- Alan Cumming
9.
I was in a bar the other day and tons of gorgeous girls where ignoring me. I then
remembered some of Humorsphere's classic pick up lines. Suffice to say, by the
end of that night I was as worn out as a Duracell Bunny.
-- George Clooney
10.
I had no idea what humor was until I visited Humorsphere...maybe one day i can
aspire to the type of great wit and wisdom that erupts from this astonishingly
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-- Jamie Foxx
11.
Vietcong to the left of me, Vietcong to the right...into the valley I strode,
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to distribute the flyers to the enemy who all died from the laughter. If it weren't
for the battle on Humorsphere Hill, I wouldn't be running for President!
-- John Kerry
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-- Jackie Chan
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When I visited 'Usual or Unusual' I was very skeptical that anybody could posess
these kinds of psychomagical powers of perception...but astonishingly Humorsphere
is the most psychic site on the web. When I visit this site, I hold up broken
clocks and watches to the computer monitor and they get mended...I draw a random
object on a pad of paper and then hit the 'random' picture button and amazing
- the exact same picture appears on humorsphere...it's like a magnetic tuning
is happening on some strange brain frequency...I then hold up spoons and cutlery
and they literally melt in my hands... Amazing...!!!
-- Uri Geller
