Mike
Myers
bio - Mike was born in the Canadian town of Scarborough, Ontario, in 1963. He
got his break on the Saturday Night Live show and from his comedic sketches mamaged
to make a major film impact with Wayne's World. This spawned a rapid sequel in
1993. Myers, after a few dissapointingly received movies in the mid 90's came
back with a mega-bang, writing and starring in the massively successful Spoof
Spy films Austin Powers.
Movie
highlights include - Wayne's World, Shrek and Austin
Powers Trilogy.
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Mike Myers Movies Quotes
Austin Powers:
in Goldmember Quotes (2002)
Written by Mike
Myers, Michael McCullers.
Mike plays his role as the swinging 60's spy who discovers his Father, (Michael
Cane) has been kidnapped. Once again he must thwart Dr Evil and his Dutch evil
friend Goldmember, who is fascinated by gold and peeling flakes from himself.
Great cameo studded opening.
Humorsphere's rating - 8/10. Yeah Baby!
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Austin:
Oops! I did it again, baby!
Austin:
[to Foxy Cleopatra] You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Austin:
Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!
Goldmember:
Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing.
Dr. Evil: How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!
Fat Bastard:
Guess what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?
[wrestling with opponent's testicles]
Fat Bastard: TWISTER!
Dr. Evil:
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and
full of seamen.
Japanese
Babe: Can I have autograph?
Austin: Of course. Your name is?
Japanese Babe: Fook mi.
Austin: Oh behave baby. yes, now your name is...
Japanese Babe: Fook mi...
Austin: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Fat Bastard:
Do ya have tae call me fat? I tried going on a diet ye know. The zone, ye know
"Carbs are the enemy." But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man.
Austin:
Run! It's Godzilla! - It Looks like Godzilla, but due to International Copyright
Laws.....It's not.
Still we should run like it is Godzilla! - Though it's not.
Austin:
"What's wrong with your neck?"
Nigel: "I took a Viagra. It got stuck in my throat. I've had a stiff neck for
hours. I thank you!"
Shrek Quotes
(2001)
Written by William Steig (original
book) - Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Roger Schulman.
Myers voices Shrek, an ugly Ogre who goes on an adventure with a donkey to rescue
a Princess with a secret.
Humorsphere's rating - 8/10. Great and very funny animated tale.
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Shrek: The
Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
Donkey: How do you know that?
Shrek: I read it in a book once.
[7 dwarves
place Snow White on table]
Oh, no no no no..... Dead broad OFF the table!.
[Donkey
continues humming]
Alright, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
[whispers
to mob after a huge growling roar]
This is the part where you run away.
Austin Powers:
The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes (1999)
Written by Mike
Myers, Michael McCullers.
Mike resumes his role as the swinging 60's spy in the 90's. Vanessa makes way
(she was a fembot) for super sexy Heather Graham, a CIA agent who is called Felicity
Shagwell. Dr Evil wans to use the moon and blow up Washington. Austin must stop
him by going back to the 60's. Mini-me and Fat Bastard add a lot of good laughs
and lots of visual gags.
Humorsphere's rating - 9/10. In my view, the funniest of the Powers movies.
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Spy who shagged me DVD
Austin:
The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of
Seagulls. That's about it.
Austin:
Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.
Felicity
Shagwell: So Austin, tell me about the future.
Austin: Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form,
and the Earth is run by DAMN DIRTY APES!
Dr. Evil:
Mini-Me, if I ever lost you, I would be very upset. I would cry for about 10 minutes,
then get another clone. But there would still be that 10 minute period.
Dr. Evil:
Why make trillions when we could make...billions?
Fat Bastard:
Yes sir...Mr English Colonel telling me to lose weight. Oh I'm a hard case he
says, well listen up Sonny Jim.... I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby it's what's for
dinner, baby the other, other white meat.
Fat Bastard:
I'm not kiddin!!!. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! Aww, it's
Squidgy! Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ye know?
Fat Bastard:
[talking to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain...so get
in my belly!
Fat Bazza:
I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Austin Powers:
International Man of Mystery Quotes (1997)
Written by Mike
Myers
Mike plays swinging 60's man of mystery Austin Powers whi is frozen and brought
back in the 90's to thwart his nemesis Dr Evil played by Myers. A real spoof movie
packed with hilarity and visual treats a plenty.
Humorsphere's rating - 8/10.
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Austin Powers DVD
[Filling
out a form.]
Austin: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
[On the
90's]
As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners
without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs
in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Actually,
my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
My god,
Vanessa's got a fabulous body...I bet she shags like a minx.
Well, no
offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
[on Allota
Fagina]
She's the village bicycle. Everybody's had a ride.
Vanessa,
I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and
smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter
their mojo...we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.
[Austin
attempts to resist the sexy Fembots]
Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
[Blonde fembot stands over and opens her legs]
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day...
Dr. Evil:
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser
beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me
that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone
here!
Dr. Evil:
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
Wayne's World
Quotes
(1992), Wayne's World 2 Quotes (1993)
Written by Mike Myers, Bonnie Turner
and Terry Turner.
Myers plays Wayne Campbell, who with fellow slacker Garth do their own public
access tv show. Their show takes off, but it ain't all plain sailing.
Humorsphere's rating - 9/10.
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Ah yes,
it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation". In many ways it's superior but
will never be as recognized as the original.
I'll have
the Cream of Sum Yung Goi.
Led Zeppelin
didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
[on Supermodel
Claudia Schaeffer]
She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
Garth, marriage
is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!
Am I supposed
to be a man....am I supposed to say, it's ok? I don't mind? Why mind? I mind big
time? And you know what the worst part is...I never learned to read.
Wayne: All
I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".
Arcade Manager: What?
Wayne: Exactly.
--- Waynes
World 2 ---
What I'd
really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something
copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working
at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter...
Good call.
Let's do the "Thelma and Louise" ending!
