Robin
Williams Biography
- Williams was born in Chicago in 1952. Voted by Entertainment weekly as 1997's
funniest man alive, his mad-cap 'Tasmanian devil of comedy' style is one of major
improvisation, following whatever comes to his mind. Give him free reign on a
talk show and he'll have viewers rolling in tears. Nowadays he's one of the most
in demand actors of his generation, not just for comedy, but also dramatic work.
A 5 time winner of the American comedy award, 4-times Oscar nominee (winning a
best supporting role in 97 for Good Will Hunting ), Williams was once described
as 'a fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention
span of Daffy Duck.' His recent golf and Live on broadway performances have confirmed
he's still as funny as ever.
From his
early days of mork and mindy, Robin Williams movies include: Good Morning Vietnam,
Dead Poets Society, Good Will Hunting, Mrs Doubtfire, Alladin, Insomnia. Find
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This is
my collection of favorite Robin Williams movie quotes.
Robin Williams Movies Quotes
Popeye Quotes
(1980)
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If I was
gonna be Swee'Pea's mother, I should've at least let Olive be his father. Or viska
versa. I ain't man enough to be no mother
[sings]
I'm one tough gazookas that hates all palookas that ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always out-roughs 'em and none of 'em gets nowhere.
So keep good behavior, it's your one lifesaver, with Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm a very
tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge
The Survivors
Quotes (1983)
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Blasphemy!
Oh, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that!
What kind
of man gives cigarettes to trees?
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You better
watch it, Dr. Death! I'm pretty damn fast for a Caucasian.
The Best of Times (1986)
Good Morning,
Vietnam Quotes (1987)
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Good Morning Vietnam DVD
[On Lieutenant
Steven Hauk]
In the dictionary under 'Asshole' it says 'See him.'
And now,
here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish.
Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today,
claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also, the Pope decided today to
release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new
Pope On A Rope. That's right. Pope On A Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven
Edward,
you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who
look like Zorba, I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again
What's the
demilitarized zone? It sounds like something from the Wizard of Oz "Oh no, don't
go in there.....Oh wheee ohh. Ho Chi Minn....Oh look you've landed in Saigon.
You're amongst the little people now."
"We represent the ARVN army, the ARVN army. Oh no! Follow the Ho Chi Minn trail!
Follow the Ho Chi Minn trail!"
Sometimes
you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called
fun.
You know,
you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being
that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so
much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New
Hampshire town.
Montovani?
They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs.
The Mississippi
River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it
a large woman that says "Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!" ...No,
we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women
in comfortable shoes."
[Mocking
Lt Hawk's rambling technical terminology]
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the
P.C. on the Q.T.? 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and
then we'd all be put out on K.P.
It's hotter
than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Here a little
riddle for you. What's the difference between the army and the cub scouts? Ahhhnnn.
Cub scouts don't have heavy artillery.
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I'm back!
I got lips again and I'm gonna use 'em, baby!
Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
Dead Poets Society
Quotes (1989)
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We're not
laughing at you - we're laughing near you.
No matter
what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
(Williams)
John Keating: Why do we need language?
Neil: To communicate...
John Keating: No!! To woo women!
I was the
equivalent of a 98lb weakling! I would go to the beach and people would throw
copies of Byron in my face!
Phone call
from God.... Now if it had been collect, it would have been daring!
Sucking
all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.
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[Talking
with a photographer]
You know what you are? You're an ass-half... Takes two of you to make an ass-whole.
Cadillac Man (1990)
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You'd think
all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something
Awakenings (1990)
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Hook Quotes
(1991)
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You're a
complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't
know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice
tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan
and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
Don't mess
with me, man, I'm a lawyer!
Eat what?
There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this!
Aladdin Quotes
(1992)
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It never
fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
Three wishes
- no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.
Mrs. Doubtfire
Quotes (1993)
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[on a Mercedes]
You own that big expensive car out there? Well they say a man who has to buy a
big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.
[on a fancy
swimming pool]
Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.
[attempting
to get false teeth out a glass]
Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth .
My first
day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes.
That's the
formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
(Williams)
Daniel Hillard: The fact that Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his
mouth is morally irresponsible.
Lou: This is a cartoon! Not a freakin' Oprah Winfrey special!
Daniel Hillard: Lou, millions of children see this cartoon, it's like sending
each of them a pack of cigarettes and saying "light up."
The Birdcage
Quotes (1996)
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Shouldn't
you be holding the crucifix? It's THE prop for martyrs.
You're going
to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
So this
is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it.
Fathers' Day
Quotes (1997)
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Do you know
who I am? I am the cowboy with the Village People, Bob! if I don't get back there,
it's just gonna be "Y-M-_-A!"
(Dale Putley
(Williams) trie various ways of greeting his son)
[a hippy]
Hey son, I guess you were probably wondering why your middle name is Rainbow.
[a thug]
Yo son what's up, homes?
[a priest]
Hello son, I'm your father, now hug me and let our spirits merge!
You know,
Scott, when I was your age I was pulling on myself harder than a tractor pulling
Arkansas.
Come on
Scott, you're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
For years
I've thought about killing myself. It's the only thing that kept me going.
Dale Putley:
How did you get her husband to talk? Jack Lawrence: I head-butted him. Dale Putley:
How Joe Pesci of you. What are gonna do with her, run her tits through the Visa
machine?
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I love you
with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers
Flubber (1997) - Buy
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Goodwill Hunting
Quotes (1997)
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Real loss
is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
See you
Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small
horse.
Nail them
while they're vulnerable, that's my motto.
I knew
you long before you ever became a mathematical god, I knew you when you were pimple
faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!
Twenty years
of counseling. Yeah, I've seen some pretty awful sh*t.
Patch Adams
Quotes (1998)
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God, maybe
instead of resting on the seventh day you should of thought about compassion.
And my report
will read IDGARA: I don't give a rat's ass.
I thought
if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. But
if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick, and that
might be a way of getting around
Death to Smoochy
Quotes (2002)
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[Smoochy
lifts up a Cookie created by Randolph.] Randolph:
What are you, blind?
It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick f**k! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock
and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis
maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't
you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made
from dil-dough.
When my
friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
Bastard
Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die,
you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
