You could be a redneck Jedi if
You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
You got some of these Crazy
Pranks and Gags fake bullet holes and fake lotto winning tickest, smashed
windows and a whole heap more!
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke shorts.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
These star wars jokes or 'redneck jedi' collection from 2001-2003.
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