How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? -- E I E I O
What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're
gonna lose your trailer...
Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted
to test out his new air brakes.
Big Jimbo sauntered into his local Post Office, and noticed a new sign on the
wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
"Dang it!" he said, "...if only that job was in Texas, Ah'd be a takin it!"
Did you hear about the Alabaman RedNeck who who planted Cheerios in his backyard?
-- He thought they were donut seeds...
