Apu,
the Indian owner of the local Convenience store - Kiwk E Mart. Very wise and hard-working.
Knows a bargain's worth and counts the pennies.
My Favorite Apu Quotations
Yes!
I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I work, I work.
Yes,
yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store,
you know.
Please
do not offer my god a peanut
[Apu
gets shot]
Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
I have
been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
Be
careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of
the carcass
[Bart
and Lisa are reading a magazine at the Kwik-E-Mart]
Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing
put it down or I'll blow your heads off!
Silly
customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
Nickel
off on expired baby food
