Bart Simpson,
'Eat My Shorts'. 'I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?'
10 year old son of Homer and Marge. Mischeavous.
Favorite Bart Simpson
Quotations
I didn't
do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Christmas
is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
I've
said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
Who's
the black private dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?
There's
no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like
the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Inside
every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
You
know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the
price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette,
use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.
I think
its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Bart:
I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Why
would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
Aren't
we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
What's
Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,
but he can't quite make it.
I
can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your
dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's
dress.
I
don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't
know why I'll do it again!
What
if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and
your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you
in heaven?
Remember,
you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Character Quotes