Moe Szyslak,
the resident bartender at Flaming Moe's. Falls for many prank calls by Bart. Cynical?
My Favorite Bartender
Moe Quotations
All
right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Hey,
I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the
book on love.
They
think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without
pants.
People
today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high
school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
Moe:
Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate
your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today.
Man,
you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the
urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
Call
this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
