Chief Wiggum,
crime-busting springfield chief police officer. Allegedly.
The Simpsons - Greetings from Springfield
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My Favorite Wiggum Quotes
Oh,
man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and
family like so many juggling balls ... two, I suppose.
See
ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya, otherwise, I got no
case and you'll go scot-free.
All
right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens
overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
No
jury in the world is going to convict a baby ... Maybe Texas.
You
know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty.
Oh,
sure. We'd all love some real friends, Marge. But what are the odds of
that happening?
I
hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Fat
Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what
cures cancer?
This
is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort,
heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect
is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
She
didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put
my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it!
Can't
you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the
entire city!
