The hit animation
series! Glen Quagmire - the wise cracking Fonz wannabee
My Favorite Glen Quagmire
Quotes
Peter:
I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
Peter:
Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak
of the devil.
Meg (as she walks in on him):- Oh my god Mr. Quagmire, I'm so sorry
Quagmire: hey that's all right Meg, you probably bought me three more minutes,
ohhhh riiiiight giggity diggity giggity!
[Quagmire
opens a door and sees a cheerleader tied up in a toilet stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot!
Quagmire:
Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated
from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
[races
out of his house in bathrobe]
Quagmire: Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
Quagmire:
I felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through.
Glen
Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
