Lisa Simpson,
intelligent, thoughtful and sane. Brother of Bart and sister to Maggie. Plays
the Sax and loves Ponies.
My Favorite Lisa Simpson
Quotations
If
cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
Marge:
I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.
On
Nelson: He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an
enigma wrapped in a vest.
I am the Lizard Queen!
Solitude
never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most
beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
Relax?
I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm
losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
[Lisa
in goal for hockey team]
Lisa: Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face!
Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!
