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Nelson Muntz, Tough kid, always picking on Bart Simpson. The springfield bully.

Favorite Nelson Quotes

Ha-Ha.

We've been doing a lot of upper body work on Bart. Today let's pound his kidneys

[On the movie "Naked Lunch"]
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title!

Check it out, a freezer geezer!

In my dreams, I'm a viking!

Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.

Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.



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