Ralph Wiggum,
son of Chief Wiggum. Innocent, but a bit dim...the class clown.
Favorite Ralph Quotes
Me
fail English? That's unpossible.
Hi,
Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Mrs.
Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one
of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Eww,
Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!
I bent
my wookie.
The
doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there
Ralph:
"Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
I heard
your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they
had to close the restaurant
And,
when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of
my life
I
found a moonrock in my nose!
That's
where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
