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This sms joke collection was compiled by http://www.humorsphere.com/
- Funny sms - 101 of my personal favorite short
jokes - ideal for sms text messaging.
- Friendship Greetings - lots of short
quotes, quips and sayings to SMS to your friends.
- Love Greetings - 101 love greetings, quotes,
sayings. Short, sweet and to the point.
- Pickup Lines - 101 funny pick up lines collection.
Ideal for sending to mates or actually trying down a club/pub.
- Blonde Jokes - my mobile phone blond joke
collection, mostly short question/answers.
- One Liners - includes cellphone specific lines
and jokes, quotes, sayings and more.
- Send Free sms - some sites I recommend including
free international messaging sites.
- Funny Msn Quotes - a selection of short quotes
to use on msn as taglines or screen away messages or whatever!
Example Jokes
Funny - Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years
your job still sucks
Friendship Greeting - Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Love Greetings - Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I
hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Pickup Line - Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Blonde - What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever
One Liner - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute
General - Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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