Wedding Toasts

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Marriage Toasts



These wedding toasts and short 1-liners are perfect to inject into a wedding mc speech, best man speech, or for anybody who has to make a wee toast at the wedding...

To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...

To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

May the best of your past be the worst of your future

Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

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May you grow old on one pillow.

Dear [bride's name],

Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.

To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

To my wife...my bride...my joy

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.

May our children be blessed with rich parents

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.





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