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Updated Dec 11th 2004 with a new batch of 20
jokes.
Welcome to Anything Yo's - one of the largest yo mama joke collections on the
web. If you wish to submit 'yo' jokes, please Mail
them to me - I'm now adding them again after a delay :)
On this site you'll not only find momma insults, but many other 'relations' -
so nothing is exempt from insults...anything yo's from yo brother, yo poppa, you
auntie Mary to yo Dirty old postman...
Each page contains a classic collection of Yo Mama jokes followed by another section
of 'Anything Yo's' jokes. Most of the classics were submitted by visitors, with
many of the anything yo's created by Rob Paul (Humorsphere)....the rest taken
from over 100 years of classic momma humor.
Do Enjoy...and nope...yo mama still ugly....
This massive collection was compiled by HumorSphere.
To give you a taster Here's some quick bursts of yo mama humor
Anything Yo's
Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Your moma got more crack than Harlem.
Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.
Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
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