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Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.

I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.

Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

Yo Momma Like these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags cheap, nasty and will scare the living sh*t outta ya!

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"

Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs

Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

Are Yo' Single?

Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!

Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape sh*t thinking I had stole one of their babies...

Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...

Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........







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