Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there was No history class!
she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she even made Yoda jealous.
she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
her birthday expired.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
You Momma so old she invented these Crazy
Pranks & Hilarious Gags
Anything Yo's - So Old ...
Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001
Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph
Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her.
Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.
Yo' geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda
Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair
You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones
Yo' home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper
Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park
Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate
You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.
Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls
Your Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light', she was the one flicking
on the light switch.
Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus
Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.
Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple
Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman
Yo sister so old she's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road
Show
yo' Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks home with a senior
citizens discount.
Yo' Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was
like with William Wallace
I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.
You Dog so old it farts out dust.
Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.
Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal
Your Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'
Yo' mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant
Yo' big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.
Your mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate
Yo Moma Jokes compilation from 2001 - 2005
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