You Might Be A Redneck If
Jokes compiled by HumorSphere
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You might be a redneck if
Your dog crawls under the house and you have to take the wheels off to get him
out! - from Kelly-Jo
When you spot a 'say no to crack' billboard, it reminds you to pull up yer jeans.
You might be a redneck if you think "wind sprints" means running from a fart.
You thought the last words to the ol Star Spangled Banner was 'Gentlemen...please
start your engines...'
You owe your taxidermist more than your monthly income.
You're best Sofa came straight outta a Chevvy.
You reckon the Internet is something you use when fishing.
You’ve ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
You drive more than 20 miles just to save money on a pack of cigs.
You find you're wife's beer belly a turn on.
You know just the right leaf to use when you run out of bog paper.
You reckon the phrase 'Chicken Out' means one of your pets has escaped.
This ' You might be a redneck if '... joke collection is from 2001-2003.
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