You could be a redneck if
You reckon watching wrestling is foreplay.
You own an Elvis Jelly mold.
Your child’s first ever words were - 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!'
You’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
Your washingline consists of 6 pair of trousers, 2 squirrels and a half-eaten
possum...
Your idea of quality entertainment is a 12-pack and a fly-swatter.
This ' You may be a redneck if '... joke collection was compiled by Humorsphere
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